to the General Headquarters of the Campaign for Canadian World
Domination! Your future tyrants are General Claire and General
Jenny. The Generals are Canadian chicks who are taking over the
world and re-designing it to suit their aims.
We will accomplish this goal by:
The systematic destruction and sublimation of all opposing our
inevitable Canadian reign and the polite, yet horrifically
brutal, control of our future territories of conquest.
Infiltrating the USA and through a cleverly designed plan, destroying
it, and using its resources for our own purposes.
Demonstrating to the world that Canada is the final and ultimate
Decontaminating the world of Non-Canadian influence.
Reorganizing a New World Society of Canucks to suit our loving,
kindly, peaceful and diabolical aims.
on showshoes practice military drills with elementary school
students: How fast your child can drop to the snow may determine
the likelihood of his or her survival in the coming years.
Scottish male leg branded with the blood of his own kind by
Canadian overseas operative Comrade
July 1st - CANADA DAY!
throughout our empire and occupied territories, today
is a day for comrades to relax and take a break from
the kindly brutality that is world domination. Don't
forget to Pledge!
Understanding the CWD Pledge of Allegiance!
about that extra phrase in the Pledge? Are we "under
Generals Claire and Jenny" or not? Read
Letters from the Disgruntled!
hate mail collection.
Know thy enemy and read up, comrades!
From CWD ...
Just when you thought
the white man had everything, you learn he doesn't
have a talent for web development ... Arrr
matey, we've been pirated! (more) ...
Check it, homies!
How do you recognize a comrade? Learn
the secret sign that's sweeping the nation. No,
from your Generals Claire and Jenny!
Read our CWD
Valentine's Spectacular and discover how to express
your passions in the most Canadian manner possible.
CWD Christmas and New Year's Message
Your tyrants give
their year end holiday address
to Canadians all over the world. "Compliant
non-Canadians should never fear the upcoming invasion,"
say the Generals. Read on,
Come All Ye Faithful, Joyful and Subservient!
CWD Merchandise. Who can resist a stylish uniform?
The answer: No one.
Was Your Last Chance to Vote Pre-CWD Rule!
Enjoy the political
process without fear: Read our CWD
Federal Election Special. Get the official skinny
on the candidates and find out if they'll be of use
to our organization after Zero Hour.
Appeal to our citizenry!
Are you thrilled
at the thought of the sun never setting on the Canadian
us some shit to prove it! We want photos, illustrations,
stories, poetry, songs, and stuff you scrounged on
appreciation for our staff and favoured ones.