god! this is priceless! You believe that your
pitiful country is better then the U.S.???!!!Wow,
I knew that some people were idiots but this just
proves it. The fact that you think Canada is superior
to every other country is just pathetic.
And that quote, "After all, we fought the
Yanks in 1812 and kicked them the hell out of
our country -- but not with blanks." is just
The reasons are:
1) Canadians have to live in the past because
that's when their country was almost not gay.
2) Canada wasn't even independent in 1812, it
was still a colony, you guys couldn't even fight
for your freedom you had it given to you like
a couple of morons.
And finally3) There is no way an invasion of the
U.S. from Canada would ever succeed considering
we have the constitutional right to bear arms
and you would be outnumbered 10 to 1. There is
just no feasable way that Canada is even remotely
good for anything! I mean all they do is export
fish and act
like idiots totally convinced of there superiority
and self conceited. It's not even funny how much
your canuck butt down south and you'll be going
home with your tail between your legs
Get real, HELLO ???? IN THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA
ALONE MATCHES YOUR COUNTRY IN POPULATION AND LEADS
THE WORLD IN HIGH TECH. !! LET ME KNOW WHEN YOUR
ABOUT TO TAKE US OVER SO I CAN TAKE DOWN THE AMERICAN
WOULD SURE LIKE A RESPONSE FROM YOU AND WOULD
BE HAPPY TO DEBATE NYTHING YOU WOULD LIKE !
site, but do you really think that you peace loving
bastards could really take down us? Sure.....I
belive that....really. *LOL*
Member of IBOTTS
ran over a beaver about 2 weeks ago. TAKE
Member of IBOTTS
a slogan for ya. .eh. . . FUCK YOU TO ALL THOSE
IMBRED, HOCKEY PLAYIN', MOOSE FUCKIN', PIECE OF
SHIT CANUCK BASTARDS!!
from the United States and im offended by your
page and that's all I got
you,who the hell you think you are!!!you bunch
of canucks!I know your psycos and you give canadians
a bad name!I know that most canadians are peaceful
ppl!and if you tryed anything I whould assaisanate
the whole lot of you!!!!!!!AMERICA RULES!!!
SIR ARE ONE DUMB SON OF A BITCH! YOU SHOULD GO
TO HELL AND BURN FOR
a fuckin moron
you guys realize that the entire world views Canada
as the gayest country
in the world? First of all, you guys are socialist.
Secondly you can't even
support your own favorite sport. Look at
the facts. The Winnipeg Jets
became the Phoenix Coyotes. The Quebec Nordiques
became the Colorado
Avanlanche. Teams like the Edmonton Oilers,
the Calgary Flames, and the
Ottowa Senators are in severe economic turmoil.
The only teams not in
jeopardy are from the three largest Canadian cities,
the Montreal Canadians,
the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Vancover Canucks.
Must I also point out that
each of these teams are owned by either major
corporations (Montreal by
Molson, and Vancover by Orca Entertainment) or
Harry Baldwin). Before you guys think about
ruling the world, try renovating
your own country. America would kick your ass
being awfully bold for a country that's mostly
would just like to say that there other groups
out there with there eye on
the world. Let's just say some of us have greater
intellects than I suspect
you two have from examining your site. When July
1st rolls around we'll see
what your words are worth.
TAKE US OVER!!!!
- Bring some beer and sign me up for some of that
socialist shit - I am
tired of working for a living.
- Tell me, how do you keep your country so clean???
Maybe you can clean up
a little after you take over...
- And how do you keep your blacks so tame? Is
it too cold to loot and riot?
Maybe you can civilize ours?
- And forget that silly French language - you
better start learning
Come on, you silly canucks!
a snippet from my latest hit Broadway musical
entitled 'When Canucks Invade'
scene opens on the U.S./Canadian border just above
northern Minnesota. A champaign-
colo(u)red 1977 Dodge Dart containing nine flannel
clad croissant heads has just arrived.
Patrol (BP): "Hey there, where ya guys
headed there, eh?"
Canuck Driver: "We're, eh, going to
conquer the world there guy."
BP: "Step out of the car please, eh."
this point the flannels pile out of the vehicle
and line up next to the border station while border
patrol searches the vehicle.
(Brandishing Microsoft Natural Keyboard angrilly)
"What's this then there, eh?"
Long-haired passenger: "Well, that's
the only weapon we know how to use there."
Canuck Driver: "We don't really have
a plan see..."
Long-hair: "We were gonna start by
invading Best Buy and changing their marquee screen
savers to say 'Canadian World Domination' there,
Hot french semen sucker: "No, eh, we're
gonna go find Bill Clinton and hit him in the
head with a hockey stick there, eh!"
BP gazes incredulously at the folly of life around
him as the Canucks argue amongst themselves.
guy there: "Hey there, hey there, you
shut up there."
Canuck driver: "You can just take off
BP: (interrupts) "Why don't you guys there
just get yourselves a case of suds and go watch
some hockey, eh?"
Canuck driver: (looks shocked) "I'd have
to sell my car to afford that!"
live in the USA! I'm guessing since you are Canadian
and making you inferior to me cause you've been
hit in the head to many times with the ol' Hockey
puck! Ay! What is your " Cleverly "
designed plan? Throw snowballs over the border?
Don't forget we have nukes all over in North Dakota
all it takes is some realligning and BOOM!!! There
goes Toronto, Montreal, and Ottawa!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
Canada sux!!! USA RULES!!!!
the fuck are you stupid idiots thinking! do they
even have school in
canada? It seems to me that if they do, they're
not ike schools here. I have
butone question for you lsers.
How does our flag look with 51 stars?
im not saying america is the best place ijn the
world, but i asm saying that
its the most powewrful.
I couyld kill your whole army with a pen u canadian
I do see the humor in your page but it's kind
of pathetic to think that
you can't even kick the frogs out of your country
(or at least make them speak English) so you might
want to take the
following small steps before you under take your
Get rid of the "eh" and "owt"
in your language...very annoying.
Make your prisons "real prisons" and
not the freakin country clubs they
are, if it's true that you can tell most about
by looking at it's prisons..then you guys are
wussies...better take a trip
to Turkey and take notes.
the mounties and the lame red uniforms, break
out with a new tougher
style of law enforcement like the L.APD these
to get rid of the stupid "margarine law"
that dictates no yellow
margarine in certain territories, if you guys
are so stupid
that you can't tell the difference between butter
and margarine how are you
going to know the difference between a cap pistol
and a .45
out an bomb someone first as this might make a
threat of a military
action a little more plausable....maybe bomb Maine
that would give you some credibility.
you national anthem...get one with explosions
and stuff..that Oh
Canada thing sounds to friendly..
DAY EH....can't wait for the new Bob and Doug
movie (Canada's best
page is really scary
damn Canadians got into the liquor cabinet again,
didn't you? The only reason you're not already
part of the U.S. is just becuase we don't want
your gay ass cold country. Your best offensive
weapon would probably be Celine Dion's voice.
For a country who's national symbol is a stupid
ass maple leaf you sure can talk some shit. You
know what would happen if you tried to invade
America? Wiping out all you hockey playing homos
would only take about fifteen minutes. Does Canada
even have an air force? You know who you should
try to take over? France. The only country more
worthless than Canada. You should all jump your
Dudley-Do-Right asses on a boat bound for France
and see how you do against another shitty ass
army before you try taking on the world's strongest
one. And take your ugly ass flannel wearing women
USCFTAOC (US Citizens For The Assimilation Of
we run outta trees eh.. we are gonna go eh and
invade canada eh..
and enslave all it people eh to play hockey eh
for our entertainment.eh.
just beat down some Canadian ass eh....
does beer cost so much up there? eh.. and Why
does McDonalds have
pizza and pictures of yo bitch ass queen eh...?
eh.. What has Canada ever offered the world?
Besides a couple of
good eh hockey players eh... and ham.. which
you renamed canadian
And why can't you spell color? Colour..
what the hell is that eh?
And why do you have a large red pot leaf eh on
your flag eh?
And why do you make a beverage with the world
"dry" in it, it seems
pretty wet to me.
USCFTAOC (US Citizens For The Assimulation Of
have to dedicate a whole web page to try and make
you and your crap
excuse for a Country feel big? I'll just revel
in the fact that Canada
only exists because We, the United States of America,
allow you to.
careful, i might drive up there and kick some
and French Canadians are the worst. they smell.
do you kill a Canadian??
the toillet seat while he's taking a drink...
existing without the U.S. as a trading partner,
or military defender. Now that is damn funny.
Oh yeah, I forgot Canadians
are "kindly and peace loving" just as
the bellicose comments on your web
page so elegantly demonstrate. Every time
I visit Canada (for the fishing
of course, why else go there?) my biggest problem
is that I just can't get
away from the obnoxious Canadian attitudes quickly
enough. So, did you
*ever* attend school or is your ignorance a testament
to the effectiveness
of Canadian public education?
about the reality of Canada without the U.S.
You'd be a third world
nation practically overnight. "Oh Canada"
are the biggest piece of shit on the Earth and
sucks!!!!!! You're all a bunch of farming
hicks who don't know what the
hell the word domination means!!!!!! Because
the USA dominates Canada
forever!!!!! And if you want to be part
of world domination then move
to America, well we don't want Canadain fags with
no penis!!!! Because
you just want to suck American dick!!!!!!
Go punch yourselves in the nuts.
webpage, NOT. Have you woke up from your
silly little dream yet?
Be careful us Merfolk of future Horton Bay might
not bow so easily.
foolish web page has shown the world what can
happen to a country
in which hundreds of thousands of its citizens-maybe
even millions- are
struck in the head every winter by flying hockeypucks.
invented this web-screed may have been struck
more than once in the head
this year! Even so, I would be willing to surrender
to Canadian World
Domination in exchange for a good supply of Molson's
always enjoy satire, let me share some of mine.
Your group, and Canadians in general seems to
suffer from the same problem that France and England
share, probably because of their your undying
links. This glaring short-fall is the lack
of realization that, if it weren't for America,
you'd all be goose-stepping German speaking Nazis.
You can bash our commercialization and industrialization
all you want, it doesn't change the fact that
we continually come to the rescue for the rest
of the world, both militarily and financially.
Continue your plans, turn against your brothers
first. I'm sure France surrendered with
your first press release and England is a shell
of the empire it once was, so they should be easy
to conquer. But, based on history, some
country will inevitably beg us to help or you
will foolishly attack the US, in which case it's
the outcome I enjoyed your site!
for the laughs,
right. You bozos don't scare me. Not even close
unless you get
Red Green and the entire Possum Lodge on board.
Then I'd be SCARED.
'Course, you'd be in as much trouble as the rest
of us with that crowd
to deal with.
CANNOT WIN ANYWAY - The USA will never let you
gain control of
DUCT TAPE manufacturing!
the hell is a Canadian? Can you eat them?
you have a life?
kanadians -31337 ad kampain.
ph33r un|+3d 5+4+35 hax0rs!
ha we hak ur kountry. :)
come on what kind of a joke is this u mother fucking
dumb shit homo canadianseven if u tried the U.S.
would kick your ASS and so would every 1 else.
U HAVE NO CHANCE
come on u homo mother fuckers your no mach for
the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
rote in hell dumb fucks cause we'll nuke your
you suck. canada isn't anything but a bunch
of drunks and trees.
you should change your goddamn slogan to "Canada--
Where the men are
men, and the goats are nervous." i dont even
think canadia has a nuke
goddammit. we'd kick your ass anyday bitch.
can you possibly take over the world,none the
less America,when you don't even have the sense
to post any pictures of naked Canadian Babes with
their nipples hardening from the cold?????? Must
we think of everything for you????????
no wonder your technology is so sadly lagging...pornography
and weaponry have driven technology since pre-historic
Get some guns and get some tits and ass...then
you'll have a chance.....
Just a guy in California
i consider myself American only in the legal and
there is one thing i am patriotic to. Entertainment!
Canada may be
good in the aspect of wisdom, peace, and other
things related to good,
but your movies and such really suck! It
may be the only thing America
has going for it, but movies and television programs
are superior in
almost every way. Maybe thats why there
are so many stupid and
willingly ignorant simpletons here...
only have one comment to make about Canada EVER
trying to take over
the US...HA HA HA HA HA HA HA bring it on!
do you indend to take over the world, when so
many people hate you in the global comunity. you
can invede the usa, but when you do you will not
only be taking on the best army, but also a lot
of very mad civilians with the right to hold guns
in theirs house. no why would you sacrafice your
wimpie army for a lost cause? now for my second
question, why, you are already one of the biggest
countries on the planet, why would you want to
make it any bigger? Oh sure you economy is not
as good as you soon to be american overloards
country, but I think that you should calm down
a bit and just except the fact that you forces
are not even prepared for the horrers of war,
why sacrafice you r army, it may talk big, but
when it gets out on to the battel field, I think
that event the wimpiest of nations(excuding you)
will be able to defeet you in less then one hour.
so why sacrafice your men for a dumb, and not
to mention lost cause?
robert, a loyal american kid with 107 iq
CANADA SUCKS, eh.