cunucks for starters your country sucks and the
us military should role there tanks into toronto
and send the mounties to the artic circle, at
least my country dosn't still have to kiss britains
ass still ha ha ha oh and your basebal teams suck
to "eh" the only thing your country
provides to the world is mapple surip and bad
actors and singers USA USA USA USA
Assholes u cant take over the world cuz look your
pityful country vs.U.S.A,CHINA,UK,germany,and
rest of the world
YOU WANT EVERYBODY TO BECOME APATHETIC, EMOTIONALY
CHALLENGED,HUMORLESS,NAVEL GAZERS,AND HYPOCRITES?WHAT
MADE AMERICA SO GREAT IN JUST 200 YEARS?FOR THAT
TO HAPPEN THEY HAD TO GET RID OF THE BRITISH ASSHOLES!
AND WHERE DID THEY GO?CANADA!,THAT IS WHY CANADA
IS THE WAY IT IS NOW!!!
you unleash upon us your UNCONSCIONABLY VILE,
your MORALLY BEREFT, your ULTIMATE WEAPON? Will
you send the Newfies?
will trade you the french canadians for our mexicans.
you kidding me. U.S. could kill your stupid county
within an hour. (at most). I think you are joking.
U.S. is cool dude.
for waisting my time, Matt "the ru moo"
in Canada it's, "Praise the Lord and pass
the gunpowder, PLEASE!"?
are you sociopaths, who kill people with glee?
I always thought that having a conscience was
a GOOD thing.
are well positioned for an attack with 90% of
your population at our border. But you forget
that your military force is made up of 10 .22mm
rifles and a colt pistol. The U.S. would destroy
you, and I have long believed that the only thing
keeping your country free is that the U.S. has
no desire to control a bunch of socialists. If
you didn't keep funneling in beer to dull our
senses we would have invade YOU long before now.
allows a segment of its population to continue
to speak French (no truly great country can allow
French to become an official language).
government is a socialist one, with all of the
oppressiveness and inefficiency that entails.
fuck with us until you can buy your own damn guns
in vending machines at junior high schools like
God's people down here do.
US is now a globe-bestriding colossus, economically,
militarily, culturally, technologically, politically,
you name it. There is no disputing that we are
number one, second to none, and boy does that
it is, with the US outnumbering Canada twelve
to one, we would squash you like a rotten grape
under a steamroller. And don't you ever forget
a free country you piece of shit. You know this
great nation could become a first world order
if we could just get rid of people like you. Have
more sex it will get much easier in your life.
Animals are no good for your dick and pussy.
do you know that even as you speak, Canadian morale
is being quietly disassembled. The Quebec Nordiques
and the Winnipeg Jets are merely the first casualties.
Soon, ALL NHL TEAMS WILL BECOME AMERICAN!!! HA!
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! Either pay our agents--the
greedy NHL team owners--outrageous sums of money,
or kiss NHL hockey goodbye!!!! HA! HA! HA! HA!
Americans will prevail!!
number one, this is probably a joke of some kind.
But hey, if it isn't, well, then listen up. Number
one, how in the hell would you canadian-bacon
eating drunks get that sattilite into space? Number
2, even if you created your own soldiers, they
would never be able to defeat the United States,
and it is impossible that they would take over
the world. Are you people so blind to see that
many people would die in your "invasion".
Well, here's one thought for you to ponder. Christopher
Culumbus discovered America. And do you know who
discovered Canada? The roto-ruter man!!!
didn't know this page was satire.
are the Americans on? If Vietnam can beet them
then so can you! But don't even think of attempting
one on us Brits we'll kick your arses back to
that frozen waste we can't even be bothered ruling
think your webpage sucks! USA USA USA!!!!!!!!
You can't take American influence away because
it is much more stronger than Canadian influence
will ever be!!!!!!!
is its own country i thougth it was a part of
the topic you site is layed out well
will give 4 reasons why Canada Will never rule
Napoleon, Hitler, and Ganges Kong when they tried
to take over the world, they got so far and then
had their arse's kicked and they died!
only good part of your armed forces is your air
force and their probley 3rd to 4th best in the
world(#1 is the U.S #2 is Russia<----Yes I
know their economy sucks but their air-force could
still beat yours!)
back woods hicks in the US have more of an arsenal
than Canada and they would kick your arse!
MAIN REASON WHY-----> You have no Nuclear Devices!
DO YOU WANT EVERYBODY TO BECOME APATHETIC, EMOTIONALY
CHALLENGED,HUMORLESS,NAVEL GAZERS,AND HYPOCRITES?
sounds kew 2 me=P=D (btw i'm a mentally challenged,
fashion/nut, an cannot accept the fact tha canada
wants to take over us!!) but neway, your idea
is entertaianing, even if it DOES make me an my
state DROWNED but hey fl sux=P one favor though,
on ur bay, can u move it over to the left? i could
never remember the namez of those states an dont
wanna hafta learn em=P=D but newayz, have fun,
try not to drowned my state, an make sure south
park plays 24/7!
this is one fucked up web page but its damn funny!
You ripped on America so its time to rip on Canada!
O Canada! Our home and shitty land, true homosexual
love in all thy sons command. With failing hearts
we see thee cry, the frozen north weak and white!
From far and wide O Canada we sink in the snow
for thee. Satan keep Canada crappy and cold! O
Canada we sink in snow for thee. You Canadians
couldn't invade us worth a shit, we'd finish you
off quicker than we did Saddam and besides "No
man has a natural right to commit aggression on
the equal rights of another." --Thomas Jefferson
And we've got the military might to back it up.
Canadian piss me off! Where exactly are you from
the hell do you expect to invade another country,
namely the US, when you own government doesn't
even allow you to own guns? The first time you
cross the border with your rakes and pitchforks,
some hillbilly is gonna blow your head off with
the double barrel shotgun he keeps nestled in
the back window of his pickup. Time to grab your
ankles on this one, ladies, your disarmed populace
can't even protect itself from cigarette smugglers,
much less an armed and free country. JLB in Charlotte,
just in case your serious, I'm only kidding!
the Idea of you people blowin' away the US. Looks
like yer plans of world domination is mainly targeted
at them. Pitty, If ya wanna rule the world, use
yer Fightin' skills against us: The Dutch! Only
a couple of 100 years back we ruled the world
(incl. the US of f-ing A) and we will do it again
(In Time). Prepare to loose.
you BITCH, CANADA SUCKS.CANADA STANDS FOR A BUNCH
OF ASS HOLES.YOU...WILL...PAY...!!!
can you expect anyone to take you seriously? I
mean it is true that all you Canadians are descendents
from the French...you know, the country that teaches
their soldiers in bootcamp how to say "I
surrender in 16 different languages"! The
same country that had us (Americans) save their
tight butts from the nazis! ...
the true blue american.
you absorb the US, where are you all going to
go to shop?
guess that explains why all the Canadian warriors
and units (hockey players and teams)are crossing
the boarder. It doesn't explain why they keep
loosing all their battles. One more thing you
might want to consider, if you take over the United
States where would all your people go to earn
luck in your endeavors.
you PLEASE get rid of the annoying music on the
main page? I turn my speakers off everytime I
go there. Other than that, your site is great.
I'm afraid that Barenaked Ladies have sold out
to the U.S.!
country bites the big one. Satiric or not, Canada
is simply dying to be conquered by the USA, whereupon
it can be put to some good use. When you've finished
kissing England's ass, why don't you go and form
an army whose main mode of transportation isn't
the horse. Better yet, why don't you form an army--on
horseback or not--that will actually do battle
with another nation. No, instead, Canada is content
to revel in its mediocrity. Where are the most
prestigious institutions of higher learning? In
the USA. Hmmmm....let me just check on that one...let's
see, Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Brown, Duke, Columbia,
Dartmouth, Stanford...you see these institutions
are full of the world's brightest minds. So if
a Canadian desires to be well educated, he must
come to the USA. That is, until Canada is clever
enough to get one of its institutions to rank
among...oh I'll go easy on you...let's say among
the top 25 colleges in the world. Right now I
think Canuck Community College is your best shot...it
currently clocks in at the world's 7,389th best
school...right behind USA's very own Empire Beauty
School. By the way, I know this page is satiric...but
c'mon...what right do you have to--even as a joke--promote
your pathetic wasteland of a nation--a nation
whose biggest assest is Peter Jennings...someone
who works of another country if I remember correctly...perhaps
you could e-mail me back with the answer...
poor frozen fools ! The USA counterplot for the
absorbtion of The Great White North continues.
Our main weapon SPORTS! In a couple of years the
NFL will have franchises in Vancouver and Toronto:
that will be the end of Canadian Football. Candanian
basketball is dead thanks to the Raptors and the
Grizzlies. We even let the Bluejays win a couple
of World Series to lull you into a sense of false
security . Soon all Candian men will be sitting
in front of th eir TV's each Sunday drinking beer
and becoming a mindless idiot like most American
men.And then we strike! We would have taken you
over in 1812 if we had'nt have had shit for brains
generals in charge. With decent leadership we
Yanks would have kicked your ASS at Lundy's Lane,
Queenstown, and Chippewa! I agree with you that
Celine Dion sucks..but what can you expect form
you moose huggers cant ever take us americans
you know why?
we actully have minorities in our country
is a joke) : )
people scare me!
Yes, Im American, I love my country, and...I feel
its the greatest
nation in the world. I sympathise with your
cause, though. I do feel
that Canada is made fun of way to much by Americans
and the rest of the
world. Its so hard not to though, you have
French people, Frozen
Tundra, Monties, and suck up to us Americans all
is why I am going to give you some advice.
1. Get a military! Right now you guys couldn't
beat our border guys
holding pistols. And remember that you are
currently protected by the
American Nuclear Shield. So you'll have
to break all those arangements.
2. Get your lil dicks out of Britains ass!
We did this 200 years ago,
and it does wonders! Dont you realize that
you are simply pawns of
Britain! Its stupid! YOU ARE PART
OF THE BRITISH COMMONWEALTH! Thats
a joke if you think you'll dominate!
3. Your Economy is piss poor! We have
so much of our lucious and
plentifull American dollars in your nation that
it is practically the
4. DUMP QUEBEC! PLEASE! These
french speaking bastards are the one
thing I hate about Canada! Here, our British
Daddy gave them the right
to keep there calture and now they act like there
big shit! Let them
seperate, conqueror them later! (if you even want
that shit hole!)
Now, here are some problems with invading the
United States. We have
so many allies. Great Britian would even
side with us because they,
like you, suck our dicks too. Another thing
is 2000 war ships, 50,000
strategic aircraft. Thousands of Mobile
Armor, millions of the worlds
top trained troops, the American Army. Oh,
yeah. And 3000 nuclear
To conclude this I would like to say that I am
very patriotic, like
most Americans, and would fight to the death to
keep that flag waving.
That is the reason America is the imperial power
of the world. We are
such a strong and connected people that we will
die rather then salute
another flag. GIVE ME LIBERTY, OR GIVE ME
DEATH! I, my self, have
visited Canada a number of times! I say
that I have never met a bad
canadian! Your nation is so pure and pretty!
But America, Im sorry, is
much stonger and all around better! IF!
by some miracle of GOD you are
able to over power us, come on over to my
house and well get something
to eat! GOOD LUCK! You'll need it!
If some AMERICANS like Canada. I like Canada.
We even could make room on the AMERICAN flag for
another 10 provinces and 2 territories.
Well maybe just 9 provinces. We hate frogs.
We'll leave Quebec and just call it "All
That Is Left Of Canada-Land"
Fiendishly Evil Generals
response to your pathetically mundane and utterly
I have long labo(u)red under the apparently mistaken
Canadians had neither the climate for growing
pot, nor the prediliction for
useing it. You have throughly corrected my misapprehension.
In truth, I
now believe your country to possess not merely
the finest Cannabus
available, but also the widest array of hallucinogens
know to man.
continue to huddle weakly around your smoky camp-fires
your little rabbit dreams of glory. The United
States, in its great and
kindly wisdom will continue to ignore your rabid,
maunderings. Farewell you swivel-eyed jackass.
In magnanimous empathy,
How is the Head-Bashed-In Buffalo Jump Interpretive
Chapa Liberty [1.0]
any Kanadion know how to hold a camera straight,
won't the fact that you'll have to use foriegn
camerapersons diminish your cause? eh.
Chapa Liberty [2.0]
- centralized medicine
A - AIDS
N - NHL
A - eh.
D - dump, as in waste-dump.
I - in-effective military
A - Americans, North Americans that is.
N - not gonna happen
- rude, as in French people who are so rude they
can't even get back to their own home country
any more (U.S., France, or England)
U - underdeveloped (as in just above Mexico, but
below Europe in third world status)
L - LOSERS
E - England's best French tickler
S - stupid
I enjoyed your website. Glad my speakers were
off, judging from all the comments, it was a good
thing they were.
P.S.. According to your testing, I'm 3/57's Canadian
any dominatrixes you overlooked the little details.
Matt Pinfield would kick the shit out of Rick
You've never been south of the Mason-Dixon line
have you? We have an army of Mexicans that can
be used as fodder until you run out of ammo, then
who would you get to work the chicken plants that
supply the world with chicken nuggets
The Canadian Airwolf(Season IV)sucked shit. Our
Airwolf was awesome and could take out your
entire airforce in under an hour (including commercial
breaks). And any P.O.W.s could be rescued by the
Canadian Bacon is poison
If Canada is so awesome, why did Shania Twain
leave? (and don't say "We made her")
To quote Dennis Leary: "Two words "Nuclear
The NorthBranch Federales
figure the generals are actually Yankees... (or
in hell you damn canadians!!!! you dont know how
to spell color and damn
and about. learn how to speak retards!!! we hate
canada and we always will.
And by the way....... your BEER SUCKS!!! USA USA
USA USA USA USA USA!!!!! OH
SAY DOES THAT STAR SPANGLE BANNER YET WAVE, IN
THE LAND OF THE FREE, AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE!!!!!!
tAKE OFF YOU DAMN HOCKEY HOSERS!!!
never trusted you damn Canadians, and always had
thought that you
were being way too friendly to us Americans. I've
been saying for
years that you simply CANNOT trust anyone who
would try to pass off
ham as "Canadian bacon!"
I see your plan! You're simply trying to lull
us into a false
sense of calm so that we lower our defenses. You'll
then try to invade
and takeover the U.S. so that you can get your
hands on all of our
pigs so that you can then get some REAL bacon.
I can tell you one thing with absolute certainty:
take my bacon until you pry it away from my cold,
also be sure to spread the word of your evil plans
to my fellow
giving you fair warning: You'd better take off
right now, you
hoseheads, or you will suffer the consequences!
right, you stuipid Canucks, I have a few questions,
like what the hell are you going to do when the
nukes start falling? Your pathetic beaver
pellets won't stand a chance! And how are you
going to defeat China? Their army consists of
over 4 million without recruiting anyone right
now. Besides, its not like you can defend against
stealth bombers annihiting your pitiful
cities, and your sorry fighter planes couldn't
do jack against a Wildcat (our WWII fighters),
let alone the new F-22s which we created.
I bet your pilots are going to turn tail and run
when they see these fighters locking onto them
with an AIM-120 missiles or a Sidewinder.
And what do you think's gonna happen when our
Navy comes in? Decimate your pitiful diesel submarines
with impunity. You make me sick!
athletes really sucked during the recent Commonwealth
games in Kuala Lumpur. So we decided to abduct
and cut apart several of those hopeless saps to
study how come Canadians were born-suckers. Finally
Malaysian scientists discovered how to make
Canadians suck EVEN MORE!!!!
developed a secret weapon to be used against U
guys should U decide to invade us:
not really sure how it works (it's real top-secret)
but the instruction read:
up Canadian's ass - REALLY HARD!!!
just viewed your domination web site ...I haven't
even gone past the home page and foun dhte need
to express my opinion. I think we have an identity
crisis as Canadians. We are frustrated at the
publicity the yanks get with their way of life
when we know that we too live like them. If the
goal of the dopmination is to rid the world of
its american influence then what would you replace
the influence with? Canadian influence? We are
just like them in the sense of how we live. I
don't like yanks as a whole and recognize that
canucks are generally better people. However,
and I know (or hope) that your site is merely
fun, but it is so hypocritical and non-canuck
like that it might as well be MADE IN THE USA.
two have to be the biggest god damn idiots I have
ever heard of.