Launch Canadian space station "Bombardier1" into
Use space station to electronically destroy the entire
world's communication systems, with the exception of the
CBC, CTV, Newsworld, YTV, CanWest Global, CityTV, MuchMusic,
TVO, BBC Four, and Fox on Sundays at nine o'clock.
Broadcast own political agenda and propaganda on new worldwide
station -- Can-O-Vision.
Broadcast "Heritage Moments" and "Hinterland"
spots every 15 minutes.
Invite Peter Mansbridge to execute the turncoat traitor
Peter Jennings. Show execution on live tv.
Kill the VJs and crew of MTV and feed their corpses to
the VJs and crew of MuchMusic.
At the end of every broadcast day, force viewers to watch
a montage of patriotic video images, as selected by the
Generals and including several tyrannical subliminal messages
of sublimation to Canadian World Domination. Failure to
watch will result in electric shockage from the Ever-Vigilant
& Omnipotent (EVO) space station "Bombardier1".
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