Cuddles

Sweet as a panda bear or something like that, Jean (not the "Big J") is registered as a dangerous weapon. While his look of gentle benevolence distracts our enemies, Jean (not the "Big J") pulls out his amazing collection of decorative knives and goes to work on his victims. While prefering to slice up Americans, Jean (not the "Big J") will settle for any populace that is reluctant to comply with our "Totally Free For Canadians" trade deal. Although occasionally working in tandem with our double-operative in America, Kim "Traitor" Campbell, Jean (not the "Big J") is a Lone Wolf and will often spend days in the wilds of foreign lands eating bugs and grass and re-enacting scenes from "Predator".


Cuddles comes complete with:

  • soothing Ocean Sounds CD
  • a plate of poutine
  • favourite blue blanket
  • Disney limited edition RCMP bread knife

 

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