Animated .gifs of waving flags. Stop. Please stop.
Angel graphics. Especially those with roses. Especially
Web pages that begin with "now I don't believe in
censorship...but join my campaign to get rid of (insertobjectionableitemhere)"
Web authors who misspell the names of other countries
- not that it matters in their minds, of course. Obviously
an American is never going to need the correct spelling
Web poetry. Oh god. Please stop. Especially poetry
that begins with a tribute to freedom and ends with an
If we see that dancing baby ONE MORE TIME.....
People who put their ICQ number in Great Big Fonts so
that anyone who is at all interested in animated angels
can dial them up right quick!
If we see that dripping blood animated line ONE MORE TIME...
Those who insist on crediting where they got every single
piece of dumb clip art or stupid font they found. Nobody
cares. Just take it. FOR GODSAKE JUST TAKE IT AND SHUT
Sites peppered with "quotes" from such intellects
as Jewel, Paula Cole or Trent Reznor. Wow. How alternative
you are! Buddy doesn't have anything interesting to say
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