fierce and determined, mumbly and wrinkly, Prime Minister
has happily joined the campaign for Canadian World Domination
and performs his role as advisor with great skill. He
has already excelled in the areas of Terror and Destruction,
and quite brilliantly turned the February 15th 1996 Flag
Day celebration into a joyous opportunity for blood-shed
and agony as he patriotically assaulted a dastardly nay-sayer,
turning the lesson in brutality into a grim prophecy of
Canadian domination to come. The message was clear: Non-Canadians
must fear the coming invasion of Righteous Patriots.
below is a transcript of our faithful Prime Minister Jean
Chretien's words to the nation immediately following the
February 15th Flag Day assault. Note the chilling clarity
of his threat to the world. Note his single-minded pursuit
of the eradication of all obstacles in our Path of Domination.
His words are an inspiration to all good and loyal Canadian
patriots. Presented here in poem format, so as to encapsulate
the heroic feeling of Canadian strength, this statement
has been distributed to Canuck soldiers on the front lines
and is heartily endorsed by your ever kindly, yet so soundly
propaganda specialists load up boxes of the Prime Minister's
comments to send to loyal Canadian troops on the front
lines. Spare pamphlets will be distributed over enemy
territory so as to strike further fear into the hearts
of the un-Canadian. Note the use of the Generals' private
Prime Minister's Comments:
"I don't know.
If you don't know,
the cameras were there.
Some people came in my way,
it might have been...
I had to go,
so if you are in my way,
I am walking.
So I don't know what happened.
who should not have been there."
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Claire & Jenny, Canadian World Domination.
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