CNR: A Dream Realized!
first priority is the extension of the Canadian National
Railroad to its natural borders - From Halifax to Tibet
to South Africa (and all the cozy little countries in
is through the miracle of the railroad that your Generals
plan to bring Canadian civilization to even the darkest,
most uncharted reaches of the globe. We anticipate great
interest in the many employment opportunities of this
extended CNR, and invite all citizens with experience
in smelting, spiking and back-breaking labour to volunteer
for these appreciated services to the nation.
daily runs will include:
--- Calgary to Sri Lanka
7:30am --- Toronto to Ottawa
7:35am --- Vancouver to Lithuania
7:45am --- Kitchener to Hamilton
note: For the comfort of your comrades, smoking is not
permitted on CN railway cars. Spitoons are provided at
the front and rear for those chewing tobacco.