here at CWD Headquarters are constantly awash in waves
of thrilling ecstasy when we read supportive and kindly
communiqués from fellow patriots in the field.
We are delighted to discover that so many of our loyal
followers are eager to further our Cause by assisting
wherever and whenever they are able!
you looking for a way to participate in the glories of
Canadian World Domination? Do you want to honour Generals
Claire and Jenny but you don't have the sculpting skills
to create a triumphal arch or ceremonial statue? Put that
tiny little proletariat brain to work and help our Office
of Propaganda create ...
World Domination: The Slogan!
in your entries and we'll post them for the world
to use on home-made propaganda signs, in classrooms, or
in the electronic barcode identifiers at your local grocery
store. If you really, really love the idea of Canadian
World Domination, we recommend you carve your favourite
slogan into your arm! The messier the cut, the more noticeable
the scar, sweeties!
will be no winners and participants will receive nothing
but the feeling of happy goodness that automatically follows
from doing a deed of usefulness to The Cause. Should you
be a non-Canadian, your slogan entry and subsequent "collaborator"
listing in our files will help you and your loved ones
survive our oncoming carnage in the years ahead.
We'll come at them from the oceans and the rivers and
the mountains and of course the prairies . . . We'll
rev up the combines and harvest them to death! Canadians
unite to rule the world!" -- credo of loyal patriot
reach Heaven, even if we have to climb a mountain of
Dead." -- Brian
an encouraging credo from a Capitalist Pig-Dog:
would rather live in a Canadian world free of idiots
than an American world run by them." --Genuine
What have other patriots been saying?
Why not focus your brain cells on the following ...
"First we fill your streets with blood....
Then we fill your streets with beer!"
YHCRAN A NARCHY
SILIHI N IHILISM
NOITALIHINN A NNIHILATION
NOITCURTSE D ESTRUCTION
STUNOD dn A nd DONUTS
Yours and Mine!
see this printed over a stylized maple leaf.)
[who maintains an excellent Chow
Yun Fat site btw - C&J]
all those little starving children in Chicago..."
we need to we'll send in our greatest weapon, the destroyer!
A BFI bin
flipped upside down and carried by many bums and we'll
kill our enemies
with the horrendous stench! What a glorious day that will
be! And then,
we'll smite them down like a vengeful god with our pitchforks!
celebrate by going home, drinking beer and watching hockey!"
"Canada - Where else will your beer stay cold after
"Canadian World Domination : It won't be the first
time we've burned their capital!"
you're not Canadian, try harder."
Destiny? We're the ones with more land. Shouldn't you
be giving us your country?"
Canadian bacon burn!"
luck slogan writing and great big maple syrupy puddles
of fun to you all!
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& Jenny, Canadian World Domination.
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