Frequently Asked Questions: Merchandise

We love to read email from our followers and enemies!

Before emailing us your innermost thoughts consider if your question is on our FAQ:

1. Why an American company to manufacture your merchandise?

It pleases our organization immensely to see tedious work benefiting our subversive cause being performed by unCanadians unknowingly. Canada's skilled manufacturers are currently employed in tank and Gatling gun production - let the Americans build these "simple" t-shirts in ignorant bliss.

2. Why is the price of merchandise in American dollars?

Like Cuba's Museum of the Revolution, CWD uses the strength of the American dollar to fund its diabolic (yet loving) schemes of totalitarian rule. Wouldn't you?

3. Why an American postal service to send merchandise?

Strangely, the United States does not yet use Canada Post. Why we can only guess. The situation will be remedied upon our Southern advance. Soon comrades, soon.

4. Where can I learn more about Doctors Without Borders or the Campaign for Essential Medicines? - Support a good cause.

5. I don't like my shirt, it's the wrong size, or I just want to return it.

You have a full 30 days to exchange your shirt or return it for a full refund.

6. I've got a special event or group I'd like to customize t-shirts for and ...

Write us a letter and we'll see what we can do for you.

7. I've got pictures of me and friends wearing your shirts, want me to send them?

Fer sure, eh!

8. T-shirts aren't enough I want more, more, more!

Look for mugs and mousepads to be available shortly. They will feature new CWD cartoons of the type you've seen around the web site.

Still have questions or comments? Get in touch!


Comrade Wolvie

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