Riot Grrrrl

Our own Canuck Mata Hari, Alexa uses her feminine wiles to manipulate foreign governments into capitulating to Canadian demands. Girl power and lethal force wrapped into a neat little package, Alexa's specialities are her extensive knowledge of exotic poisons, and her superior ability to lodge an axe in her opponent's brain. Alexa shows great concern for the unfortunates of the world and is always ready to introduce them to Canadian social services -- those degenerates unlucky enough to not be Canadian citizens are sent to do productive work in our salt mines, donut shops, and asbestos factories. Nobody dares defy our Alexa -- with her mighty axe and steely stare -- she puts the "chick" in World Domination!


Riot Grrrl comes complete with:

  • a Bif Naked CD
  • the adoration of Avi Lewis and Sarah Polley
  • a biography of Nellie McClung
  • a pierced eyebrow

 

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