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This
crafty character is our ninja master extraordinaire. Ultra-conservative,
ultra-bible, and ultra-Alberta, Preston's deceptively
weak voice hides a Canuck will of fire and brimstone.
Our Preston cracks down hard on those countries that refuse
to fall in line and accept Canadian domination. Although
his persuasion tactics are too horrific to contemplate
without graphic accompaniment, Preston is known for his
'tough cookie' approach to those more 'liberal' and 'democratic'
states. He's putting Swedes and Danes at the back of the
shop -- he's got a wicked hairdo -- it's Our Preston!
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