following recipe for domination was politely provided
by one of our battle-weary veterans. Thanks to this agent's
pluck and determination, many a nest of yokels has been
discovered and razed to the ground. Thankfully, they will
not be breeding. If this world had more blindly cooperative
creative geniuses like the operative below -- it would
be Canada already.)
and Doug approve this clever plan.
Tactic For The Betterment Of Humankind:
Your quest for world domination is certainly a just
one, and long overdue (not that I am complaining.
Nay, I tremble before the power of the mighty canuck).
I hope that this brilliant ploy may be used to dispose
of some of the more difficult ones (those hicks
are hard to catch).
1. Dig a big hole.
2. Get a big remote-operated truck.
3. Put a big sign on the truck that says FREE BEER
AND CHICKEN, FOLLOW ME
4. Drive around the south for awhile (especially
tractor-pulls and the like).
5. Drive truck into big hole, along with witless
6. Laugh like a maniac (optional).
This tactic has been proven to work by a band called
freebeerandchicken (or FB&C). After expecting
free beer and chicken, many a foolish person was
forced to listen to the band, and some actually
paid to hear them.
to loyalists like our friend above, all Canadians now
have yet another weapon in our arsenal of destruction!
The RCMP would like to remind all citizens who are thinking
of attempting the clever plan above to sign up at their
local Combat Station for their Free shovel (for use of
digging hole) and Free big truck for use of yokel attraction).
As usual, all battle-oriented activity is subsidized by
our fair government, so get out there and get hunting!
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