Day in Ottawa: One Large Bounce Towards CWD's Global Reign
Hill's Majestic "Peace Tower" - July 1, 2000
sky was clear - So was our agenda!
Canadians from across the country met in Ottawa to plot
our loving and gentle tyranny.
Kitty Subdues America's Civil Servant Minions!
bravely demonstrates Canadian resourcefulness and courage.
After disarming the suspicious American embassy officials
with cheery banter and polite smiles, Comrade Kitty was
able to improve the U.S. government seal with her very
presence. Do you have a foreign embassy or consulate where
you live? Get over there and inform the staff they will
soon have to order stationery with "Government of
Canada/ Gouvernement du Canada" on it.
Kitty Utilizes Each and Every Opportunity for Propagandic
always a good time to promote the news of Canadian World
Domination! Pavements, billboards, water towers -- all
part of the sprawling urban canvas for artistic expression
(of a state-approved manner)!
Lance Poses in Shadowy Shadowness
Lance and partner Constable Loon demonstrate stealth techniques
to adoring Canada Day crowds. Take notes friends, foreign
powers never seem to notice our Canadian operatives. Is
it the use of concealing shadows at appropriate moments
that is so effective? Is it the trustworthiness of the
RCMP uniform that causes inquiring minds to stop all that
Littlest Patriot Cheers on the Generals
a long-neglected political demographic, are resoundly
in favour of your Generals' plans. "Socialized health
care programs," chanted one tiny tot. "And animal
crackers for the proletariat!"